No, I'm sorry sir, we don't have perogies with sour cream.

So... did anyone catch the premiere of Lost?

Not only good looking, but good fashion sense too!

Ya I know...., I'm cute, but she's the one going to Cuba!!

That's funny, I thought we were having chicken!?!

I know, I know, I reaaaallly like my coffee, but one time, in band camp, I drank four cups, no five cups of............!

Now, was it a D Minor or A Major?

I just uploaded a virus on the Karaoke Machine!!

Now listen here mister....you break out the rum and you'll really see some clowning around!!!

What the.....I'm sorry, your selection, "Believe" by "Cher" can no be loaded at this time because Norton Security has detected a virus???

Ya... people comment about my buns all the time!!!

You think this is crazy, you shoud see what he wears during the day!!!

I don't believe it!!! The biggest Jackfish Vic ever caught was 8 pounds.

I can't wait to here Ian sing, I hear he has the voice of Danny O'Donald!!